Thank you for your 53 responses to my blog. That means 53 people have read what I have to say AT LEAST! That is a LOT of people. 53 people couldn't fit into a car or even into a truck. We have only 31 people at Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Branch. I have over 87 people in my immediate family however. But most of them don't have the internet as they are farmers. Mostly beet farmers or Amish. The Amish don't use the internet. Probably because of how slow dial-up is.
Many of you responded to how funny i was or how you wanted me to be your DJ. Like this entry from a man named "snoopy". I don't believe Snoopy is the actual cartoon character and I don't believe that it is Mr. Snoop Doggy Dog. Snoopy says this:
"If you do decide to go forward with your DJ venture, please let me know. I am having a wedding reception for my 2 lesbian friends who are getting married this November and I would love to have you do the music. (They're all about Phil Collins & ICP—it would be the greatest party ever!) I should warn you that they aren't the hot, porn-star type lesbians, they're just regualar butch gals. But that should in no way theaten your masculinity. I'll wait to hear from you before I book any other DJ."
Here is my response:
"Snoopy. I can't be your DJ. First of all I sell paper and I'm only a DJ at the Dundies Awards. I don't own my own equipment even. I don't even really like music. I do, however, like Lesbians. I would like to come to their wedding and just watch. Not participate. Just watch.
"As most of you know, I live with my cousin Mose on a 40 acre working beet farm outside of Wilkes-Barre. Funny story. Yesterday Mose came in and he had the biggest beet you've ever seen. It was the size of my head (which is the size of a giant beet!). We laughed and laughed and laughed.
That is all,