The Schrutes mostly consider posing for photographs to be an unacceptable act of pride. The only pictures I usually take are of the B&B for our TripAdvisor page. Lately I've also gotten into taking Instagram photos of fresh beets and applying a 1977 filter. 
Other than that, I largely avoid photography. However last month I gallantly put aside my personal views to look through a viewfinder and focus on several subjects at the free family portrait studio I organized at the office. God, what I do for you people. Three words: you owe me. Ahaha, I jest. I'm simply posting to inform you that the photos are finally finished and ready for pick up.
If you're wondering how they turned out, rest assured - they make you look as good as humanly possible for being the unsightly disasters most of you are. I got a great shot of Kelly and her new boyfriend Rave or Raffi or whatever his name is, and an even more hilarious one of Ryan peering at them that perfectly says, "Jealous much?" That trio's headed straight for the Maury Povich program. I also shot an impeccably timed picture of the Halpert family that really captures their most notable shared trait: heads too big for their bodies. And the one of Stanley with Terri is especially moving, demonstrating how an adulterous middle-aged man with diabetes can actually be loved.
Please see me at my desk for retrieval. DO NOT expose these to direct sunlight or fluorescent fixtures, as ultraviolet rays could destroy the magnificent dyes used in finishing the portraits. You may occasionally wipe them with a goatskin cloth to help remove dust or foreign objects (yes, Kevin - objects like donut crumbs). Enjoy.
Other than that, I largely avoid photography. However last month I gallantly put aside my personal views to look through a viewfinder and focus on several subjects at the free family portrait studio I organized at the office. God, what I do for you people. Three words: you owe me. Ahaha, I jest. I'm simply posting to inform you that the photos are finally finished and ready for pick up.
If you're wondering how they turned out, rest assured - they make you look as good as humanly possible for being the unsightly disasters most of you are. I got a great shot of Kelly and her new boyfriend Rave or Raffi or whatever his name is, and an even more hilarious one of Ryan peering at them that perfectly says, "Jealous much?" That trio's headed straight for the Maury Povich program. I also shot an impeccably timed picture of the Halpert family that really captures their most notable shared trait: heads too big for their bodies. And the one of Stanley with Terri is especially moving, demonstrating how an adulterous middle-aged man with diabetes can actually be loved.
Please see me at my desk for retrieval. DO NOT expose these to direct sunlight or fluorescent fixtures, as ultraviolet rays could destroy the magnificent dyes used in finishing the portraits. You may occasionally wipe them with a goatskin cloth to help remove dust or foreign objects (yes, Kevin - objects like donut crumbs). Enjoy.